This article accompanies the fable
"I always enjoy London in the rain. Don't see why Russians hate the climate here. Like Russia is any better?" The man turned to the woman next to him. "They were Russian Mafia, you know. I'd rather go with that guy who did Madonna's tour. Or bloody not go at all."
The Tube is flooded at Westminster. Catch a ferry to Leicester Square then the Tube to Camden Town. Not a paparazzi in sight at the Hawley Arms.